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作者  anbig (安大)                                           看板  Gossiping 
 標題  Re: [問卦] 有沒有女生出國一定要讓全世界知道的八卦?                     
 時間  Sun Nov 14 19:04:44 2010                                               

※ 引述《babeamy (...)》之銘言:
: 然後去墾丁回來
: 相簿會打上"我在墾丁天氣晴"

這真的是萬年標題了
去無名相簿打關鍵字
大概每個人都有一本
還有更甚者
我去xx天氣晴
整本相簿都在天氣晴
而最奇怪的是
無論她去宜蘭還是荷蘭
相簿內自拍一定比風景多

比例是這樣的

1.自拍 65% (廁所30% 飛機上30% 其他40%)
2.食物 20% (每道菜都要拍,連醬油哇撒米都要拍)
3.合照 10% (男朋友or姐妹掏)
4.風景 5%

: 無名的自我介紹
: 身高150會打上150~160
: 明明英文單字沒懂幾個  可是興趣或職業會key上英文

還有捨棄本身中文名
直接用英文翻中文當名字
林瑪莉 馬強森 王湯姆
甚至有不知所以然的
吳艾爾頓強

: 明明平時facebook不會上傳照片
: 買了iphone以後就開始亂拍狂傳

然後不管去吃甚麼都要拍一張上傳
"嘻*這個xx(異國料理)超好吃,比甚麼xx(台菜)好多了"
或是傳些有的沒的
曖昧字眼
"嘻*還是只有你懂"
賈柏斯一定沒想到他讓很多學生上課不上課
都在偷上網

: 臉太大的話照片會偷偷拉長比例
: 跟男友出遊的話,一定要有一張照片是在車子上自拍
: 如果是進口車  照片會很恰好的拍到方向盤的logo

沒錯,女生坐副駕駛任務大概只有拍照補妝
跟a片演的都不一樣....
然後一定有一張是從副駕駛往駕駛拍男生度爛的表情

其實這些都不是我最詫異的
很多妹拍照都只有一個姿勢
一個表情 一個面向
就像一個人型立牌放置在任何地方拍照
沒圖沒真相!?

(右)
http://www.wretch.cc/album/show.php?i=winnie0202&b=91&f=1281170633&p=1
(右)
http://www.wretch.cc/album/show.php?i=winnie0202&b=91&f=1281170634&p=2
(右)
http://www.wretch.cc/album/show.php?i=winnie0202&b=91&f=1281170636&p=4
(下)
http://www.wretch.cc/album/show.php?i=winnie0202&b=91&f=1281170638&p=6
(右2)
http://www.wretch.cc/album/show.php?i=winnie0202&b=91&f=1281170637&p=5
(右)
http://www.wretch.cc/album/show.php?i=winnie0202&b=91&f=1281170644&p=12

真的不是我在豪洨。

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推 kenynt:XD                                                       11/14 19:09
推 oj113068:因為他覺得自己那個角度最美吧哈哈哈哈                   11/14 19:09
推 X5566:精闢分析!                                                 11/14 19:10
→ kgb560:干你屁事~                                                11/14 19:11
推 x8235:表示原PO在無名看這些女孩子自拍看的非常透測到深入研究了~~  11/14 19:11
推 kymX:有笑有推XD                                                 11/14 19:11
推 panda816:XDDDD 有圖有真相                                       11/14 19:12
推 MouJin: 其實是合成照                                            11/14 19:12
推 Hateson:XDDDDDDDDDDDD                                           11/14 19:12
推 christiano:好正~!                                             11/14 19:12
推 hellk:你講的都對拉 只是亂貼別人無名就有點...............        11/14 19:13
推 alovefan:有萬年嗎                                               11/14 19:15
推 iorinick:XDDDDDDDDDDD                                           11/14 19:15
推 jerryintai:XD                                                   11/14 19:16
推 monoceros:貧乳正妹推                                            11/14 19:16
推 wemee:不錯的正妹,用來打手槍剛剛好                              11/14 19:16
→ ev331:名字的話 用代號還是比較保險吧 不管是誰 網路資訊太發達     11/14 19:16
推 tim1112:用英文名字錯了嗎 男生還不是會用                         11/14 19:16
→ tim1112:我們公司同仁入職全部都寫英文名字 平常也都用英文互稱     11/14 19:17
推 Tmac:XDDDDDDDDDD  原PO厲害                                      11/14 19:19
推 iamycc2222:怎麼都那個角度  是因為另外一邊有洞嗎?                11/14 19:19
→ Tierra:上 上 下 下 左 右 左 右                                  11/14 19:20
推 enel1111:還真的都同一個方向拍照XDDDDD                           11/14 19:21
推 Seki:看樣子應該練習很久,隨時隨地都能夠自然擺出一號動作拍照     11/14 19:21
推 kimijacky:XDDDDDD 好精闢的分析!!!                               11/14 19:22
推 nstw:XDDDDD                                                     11/14 19:23
推 MRkitty:這個笨蛋妹還滿正的 但是還是笨蛋 哈                      11/14 19:24
推 lovershouse:好精闢的分析....XDDD                                11/14 19:24
推 pippenjr:有憑有據                                               11/14 19:24
→ anbig:我不知道她是不是笨蛋,我只是好奇她的精準度而已            11/14 19:25
→ ev331:真的是人形看板                                            11/14 19:27
推 ooyy:一號表情推 寇事勳輸了                                      11/14 19:27
→ ev331:不過很不理解自拍的想法                                    11/14 19:30
推 RoxanneLi:這算甚麼 好多相簿裡破百張都是自拍照...偏偏又...       11/14 19:31
推 a09374567:幹拎娘真的中肯到爆~現在一堆婊子真的就是這副德性       11/14 19:32
推 frozenmoon:害我笑到不行                                         11/14 19:34
推 audreywei:請問你po別人照片有經過同意嗎?何必呢                  11/14 19:34
推 Galm:有笑有推XD                                                 11/14 19:40
推 MikeyLiu:哈哈阿真的也                                           11/14 19:41
推 acer0903:這篇為什麼會這麼好笑又哭杯XDDD                         11/14 19:42
推 srtny:聯結點下去  害我一直笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                  11/14 19:43
→ srtny:左邊那個女的也是每張都一 樣!!                             11/14 19:44
推 manabi:XDDDDDDDDDD                                              11/14 19:45
推 vovzz:怎麼都一樣XD                                              11/14 19:45
推 rattenn:噗 你有經過人家同意嗎                                   11/14 19:46
推 NoCanDo:她有找過自己的「上相點」,所以才如此                    11/14 19:50
推 davidchen329:好好笑                                             11/14 19:51
推 white75724:不錯笑  推你的有圖有真相                             11/14 19:51
推 fcuhua:最後一點XD  可能是照鏡子練習很久 這個姿勢覺得最好看      11/14 19:51
推 liao18:真有你的 哈哈                                            11/14 19:52
推 Kakehiko:幹!真的是人形看板 只有衣服不一樣XD                    11/14 19:52
推 NoCanDo:仔細看,她選擇那個讓自己臉形輪廓最明顯的角度            11/14 19:54
推 resound:人型看板 XDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                 11/14 19:54
→ NoCanDo:額頭、鼻子、臉頰角度都剛好再一個最佳狀態                11/14 19:54
推 Zeroyeu:好笑XDD                                                 11/14 19:57
推 Qlypig:超好笑                                                   11/14 19:58
推 huskyrabbit:人型立牌XDDDDD                                      11/14 20:03
→ Asucks:我出國玩拍老婆的照片大概只有5%,其他全在拍風景           11/14 20:03
推 Agamemnonk:用心推                                               11/14 20:04
推 smilemiz:有笑有推XD 不過你直接貼別人相簿連結..                  11/14 20:07
推 modeldoggy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                11/14 20:13
推 yung80111:XD                                                    11/14 20:13
推 CN091118:人行立牌!!!                                            11/14 20:16
推 wanger:笑死了XD                                                 11/14 20:18
推 FAITH0213:GJ!                                                   11/14 20:18
推 LIONJAY:有圖瞬間明白!                                          11/14 20:23
推 macdivas:還挺屌的!................................人形立牌     11/14 20:23
推 otto23:好好笑 XDDDD                                             11/14 20:24
推 j3:我真的有本相簿名字叫我在XX天氣X                              11/14 20:25
推 tenderman:可以轉PO到八卦板嗎?? 太八卦了 XD 這種PO在笨版不適合~  11/14 20:33
→ yaf:樓上太故意了                                                11/14 20:34
推 a1987531:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                    11/14 20:35
推 TiauEX:這女生應該是表特轉來的吧 幾天前有看到                    11/14 20:37
推 goda789:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                         11/14 20:38
推 ling30113:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                 11/14 20:41
推 faxy:XDD                                                        11/14 20:42
推 zadsrfzc:都一樣XDDDDD                                           11/14 20:43
推 gotohikaru:無名是公開哪叫亂貼 去提告看會不會被檢察官罵          11/14 20:43
推 iftheone:有效有推                                               11/14 20:47
推 grizzly:還真的表情都一樣XD                                      11/14 20:47
推 POWE:精準度可以媲美死神了                                       11/14 20:50
推 julian30320:我開始相信你了!                                    11/14 20:51
→ lovesammy:有笑有推  真的是人型立牌  我有一個朋友也是這樣        11/14 20:52
推 IOUPTT:11111111111111111111111111111111111111                   11/14 20:59
推 romo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                   11/14 21:00
推 vatog:笑死我了!!                                                11/14 21:01
推 alice1012v18:跟A片演得都不一樣XDDD                              11/14 21:03
推 foreverk:跟A片演得都不一樣XDDDDDDDDDDDD                         11/14 21:09
推 canyulu:酷喔~                                                   11/14 21:13
推 luxaky:靠杯XDD                                                  11/14 21:15
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推 ispy03532003:真的不是我在豪洨  你真的沒有在豪洨XD               11/14 21:21
推 wanker:有笑有推                                                 11/14 21:32
推 Rsew:笑翻了我                                                   11/14 21:35
推 ca11ll0:真的不是你在豪洨                                        11/14 21:37
推 ycljh:靠...怎麼這麼好笑...XD                                    11/14 21:39
推 cchurrah:太爆笑了                                               11/14 21:43
推 svince88:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                  11/14 21:43
推 Tchpintung:xd                                                   11/14 21:47
推 antx:哈哈哈哈~說好不打臉                                        11/14 21:47
推 homechen1990:XD                                                 11/14 21:49
推 linmonling:滿好笑的,不過相簿主人最好徵詢過他吧orz..             11/14 21:53
推 teaki:媽阿~蠻好笑低耶~哈哈                                      11/14 22:00
推 lovetina:XD                                                     11/14 22:02
推 hightogo:XDDDDDDDD                                              11/14 22:07
推 modseventeen:XD                                                 11/14 22:09
推 socuteami:好正唷>/////<                                         11/14 22:12
推 a2xdiolxl:超好笑的XDDD                                          11/14 22:14
推 ayuELT:boom                                                     11/14 22:14
推 roea68roea68:這精準度.......                                    11/14 22:16
推 financial911:一號表情熟練度和原po的觀點一樣準確!!!!             11/14 22:30
→ financial911:借轉就可                                           11/14 22:31
※ financial911:轉錄至看板 joke                                    11/14 22:31
推 Jackyfans:有笑有推  XDDD  笑死我了                              11/14 22:32
推 dearyl:XDDDDD  有夠準                                           11/14 22:33
推 coldlian:太好笑了 XDD                                           11/14 22:36
推 ssdog:算你很...好笑! XD                                         11/14 22:37
推 uice:有笑有推 XDDD                                             11/14 22:39
推 Mazeroski:XDDDDDDD 還真的都一個樣                               11/14 22:39
推 maxmedia:有幾張正面的啦~不過還是想看看她的右臉~                 11/14 22:43
→ bm061596:干你屁事                                               11/14 22:48
推 ret220:中肯!!XD                                                 11/14 22:49
推 mingpsy:XD                                                      11/14 22:55
→ cbangel:你有徵得相簿主人同意嗎?                                 11/14 22:56
→ bilibala:照片畫質好差啊,不過都是那個角度沒錯                   11/14 22:57
→ bilibala:話說這女生貼的雲林劍湖山,應該是新竹薰衣草森林吧       11/14 22:58
推 an80174:好好笑哦XD                                              11/14 22:59
推 Malkovich:推人型立牌 XDDDDDDDD                                  11/14 23:06
推 yipy:笑了XDDDDDDDD                                              11/14 23:17
推 abc85109:拜託~放無名就是要人家看啦~還徵人同意咧~有沒有搞錯啊    11/14 23:21
→ abc85109:不爽給人看就鎖~最好是砍帳號啦                          11/14 23:21
推 minbyminby:人形看板XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd                            11/14 23:25
推 MK12:臺灣超多                                                   11/14 23:39
推 mankaro:真的每張都是= = 有沒有那麼精準啊 做人幹嘛那麼累         11/14 23:43
推 finney:超好笑  女生合拍都會把臉往後躲  哈哈哈哈                 11/14 23:43
推 jaugua:讚                                                       11/14 23:45
推 know12345:人行立牌XDDDDDD                                       11/14 23:57
推 jayhang:XD                                                      11/15 00:06
推 ByronX:XDD                                                      11/15 00:07
推 lifeway71911:好好笑喔  整個抄中肯阿                             11/15 00:08
推 ohsmiling:XDDD                                                  11/15 00:09
推 hedonic:好笑~~~                                              11/15 00:09
→ naquo:八掛是男生出國都沒人知道 因為鄉民不會去看...              11/15 00:13
推 gibson72:真的是立牌耶 真方便...                                 11/15 00:15
推 funnyboy0717:good                                               11/15 00:20
推 Aurthelan:中肯到不行                                            11/15 00:26
推 SWEET8041:我是女的也覺得中肯XDDDD                               11/15 00:33
推 goechi:哈哈哈....人型立牌!!!                                    11/15 00:40
推 madsperm:一群智障還說要人家同意 公開空間是要同意殺洨 要嘛就鎖   11/15 00:47
推 nothing0718:中肯 比合成的還不自然                               11/15 00:47
推 naimu:超中肯                                                    11/15 00:47
推 akmc:超強的啦!人型立牌!!                                        11/15 00:57
推 diamondivy:中肯 XD                                              11/15 01:05
推 Hambowbow:圖超好笑的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                            11/15 01:15
推 sdes6332:真的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD       11/15 01:26
推 benjaminchia:有圖有真像 此風要長                                11/15 01:39
推 gdaa:哈哈哈                                                     11/15 01:52
推 fg008kimo:幹  超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD     11/15 01:56
推 PhySeraph:靠腰根本是人形看板嘛!                                 11/15 02:12
推 akirk0823:朝聖                                                  11/15 02:35
推 kilua6325:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDD  人型立牌                         11/15 03:30
推 yanis:人型立牌 朝聖XDDDD                                        11/15 05:44
推 rommelchen:心得文....但是中肯....哈。                           11/15 06:09
推 livtyler0828:人型立牌!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   11/15 06:09
推 efreetia:因為側面拍起來臉才會小= =                              11/15 06:51
推 iamsjkla:每一張的角度都一樣耶 太威了!!                          11/15 07:51
推 Yie:                                                            11/15 08:29
推 nicayoung:笑到肚子痛了啦                                        11/15 08:29
推 fall7213:超好笑XD                                               11/15 09:48
推 southdog6932:超中肯! 觀察細微又爆笑! 大推!!!!!           11/15 09:52
推 tasy89:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                      11/15 10:05
推 dspswen:人型立牌 XD                                             11/15 10:13
推 evilpoa:真屌XD                                                  11/15 10:20
推 spector66:有笑有推XDDDD                                         11/15 11:05
推 Sadan:good                                                      11/15 11:34
推 twlight:有笑有推                                                11/15 11:47
推 dragontwo:哈哈哈哈哈哈..............                            11/15 12:13
推 Ashinlee:喂! 來個人把廣告看板拿走好嗎?                          11/15 14:19
推 aa9027469:我是討論串一開始的原PO  我的文被刪了  囧              11/15 14:25
推 loveinmars:不好意思 這尊可以先帶走嗎?                           11/15 15:55
推 Tsuzuki:這篇臉打的超大力的XDDDDDDDDDDD 人型立牌超讚             11/15 18:58
推 lorenzero:`猴腮雷                                               11/15 19:59
推 hs80186:有笑有推XDDDD                                           11/15 20:22
推 kt325:有笑有推XDDDD                                             11/15 23:43
推 rubric:國立中出女生                                             11/15 23:59
推 serene03:人型立牌....形容的真好..好好笑                         11/16 00:56
推 ElvesDaniel:超好笑XDDDD                                         11/16 02:03
推 colette:人型立牌超好笑XDXDXD                                    11/16 11:26
→ AllenYAYA:XDDDDDDDDDDD                                          11/16 18:42
推 tin989:XD                                                       11/16 22:34
推 jinsumei:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd                                   11/16 22:46
推 BlackCoal:中肯到爆炸啦!!                                        11/17 13:20


引文来源  PTT Reader: Re: [問卦] 有沒有女生出國一定要讓全世界知道的八卦?

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